Daily Haiku

I've started writing a haiku on my whiteboard at work every morning. Thought this would be a good place to keep track of them. Here's the batch thus far:

Fear random haiku

They can consume human souls

Yours is surely next

See the trunk monkey

He lies in wait for car theft

Fear his monkey wrath

A butterfly's wings

Start typhoons accross the world

What then of Man's hands?

At the rainbow's end

Sits a tiny man in green

Steal his lucky charms!

Sleep is for the weak

Yet morning is the devil

I embrace weakness