I've started writing a haiku on my whiteboard at work every morning. Thought this would be a good place to keep track of them. Here's the batch thus far:
Fear random haiku
They can consume human souls
Yours is surely next
See the trunk monkey
He lies in wait for car theft
Fear his monkey wrath
A butterfly's wings
Start typhoons accross the world
What then of Man's hands?
At the rainbow's end
Sits a tiny man in green
Steal his lucky charms!
Sleep is for the weak
Yet morning is the devil
I embrace weakness